Rebel vs. The Cutting Wheel (hint: Rebel didn't win)

I sometimes seriously hate living 2 hours away from Rebel. Because when I get pictures like this sent to me I would prefer to be able to check this shit out in person...

Holymotherofgod... you're texting me from the hospital right?

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that's gonna leave a mark...

You're not at the hospital? How? Why? What the...? Oh, never mind...

The text that proceeded the pics said something to the effect that he'd had a sucky day and that his arm was a little sore. No shit? I'm glad you still have an arm, babe. Seriously. 

He assures me they are all under a 1/2" deep. I'm pretty sure most doctors are stitching that shit up after just a few centimeters... but I can understand about not wanting stitches. I feel the same way. However, I'm feeling like we need to have the "when was your last tetanus shot?" discussion and the "if you're not going to the hospital then at least super glue that shit shut after copious amounts of cleaning" convo.

*gag* 

Glad he's OK and that all of his limbs (and digits) are still present and accounted for. But seriously, stop picking fights with things that are going to kick your ass. Just sayin'...