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Today I got an IUD. If you do not know what an IUD is, go google it. They can explain way better than I can. The basics are: a plastic thingy goes way up there in your nether regions and you don't get pregnant (or in my case, cramps) anymore. However, it kinda hurts when they
What you don't know (and definitely no one bothered to mention) is that before they
And then, it was over.
The only casualty was the cushion on the examination table. I guess I need to cut my finger nails down a bit but I'm sure it can be patched up with duct tape. Everything can be fixed with duct tape, right?
And next time if they don't want their cushion irreparably damaged, they'll give a girl a little heads up before doing something like that without any warning.