Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The new English...

If you hang around my friends and family long enough, you will start to learn that there is a whole other English language that you were unaware of. Pretty soon you start using these terms around "normal" people and they look at you like you have sprouted another head...

Let me give you some examples...

Goombah: It's like goodbye, but better.

Assholic: Not quite as bad as an asshole... he (or she, I suppose) just has assholish tendencies.

Nose snoggle: A giant booger in your nose... usually peaking out the end.

Scritchity: Like scratchy, but much worse.

Well, you get the idea...

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