There was one guy they featured who was having an intimate affair... with his car. He would actually crawl under the car and have "sex" with it. I'm not sure how. They didn't go into details (thank goodness).
But really... a car?
Can you imagine how that break-up conversation would go?
Man: I'm sorry, but it's just not working out.
Car: Why? Am I not shiny or fast enough anymore? Why don't you love me?
Man: I don't know. I want something that is pearl white, not forest green. It's time to make a change.
Car: Now what?Man: Well, I'm selling you...
Car: (dumps all the fluids in the driveway)
I guess there is no accounting for taste...