I am so glad to be back living in the country. It's quiet. It's dark at night. I don't have to listen to my crazy neighbors doing stupid things...
However, there is one thing about living way out yonder that I hate... and that's the daily visitors to my shower. I don't know why it is that I can't take a shower in peace without some 8-legged arachnid deciding they need to see what I'm up to.
My shower is very small. There's barely enough room for me and my shampoo bottle. And, as you know, I like to maintain at least a 2 foot minimum distance from all spiders and creepy-crawlies. So far that 2 foot minimum distance has been violated with every shower I've taken in my new abode.
Not cool at all.
It really gets my morning off to a rough start when I jump out of the shower and run around the house dripping wet screaming like a little girl...
10 hours ago